nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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