I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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