Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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