I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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