It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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