Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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