Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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