No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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