i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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