mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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