No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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