Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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