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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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