I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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