Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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