Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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