Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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