hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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