we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
