i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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