I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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