I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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