what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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