we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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