I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You were trust falling into bushes
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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