hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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