my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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