sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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