that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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