You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You smell like stripper and shame
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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