I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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