u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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