Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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