It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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