Do you still have your period?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
