Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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