just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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