i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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