Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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