I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
And then my night got REAL pukey
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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