Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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