There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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