Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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