I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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