But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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