I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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