"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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