his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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