there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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