i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
