my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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