i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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